50 shades
2015-02-07 22:24:41.658162+00 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Bwahahahaha! I Tried All the Sex in 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Over One Weekend:
... I lie on my stomach and he does his thing as I try to stay awake and say things like, "Ooh, baby, this is so good," and he says stuff like, "Please don't patronize me." It's very sexy.