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Shopping for lingerie

2002-12-20 16:54:41+00 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

Salon also has a holiday guide to shopping for lingerie, including the very reasonable advice to "Avoid Victoria's Secret like the devil himself will swallow your soul if you so much as set foot in the place." No great revelations, but a few good lines:

In less than ten minutes, we were approached by four different saleswomen, all with the inevitable, intrusive "Do you need any help?" After the last one, I told my wife that the next person who asked me that question was going to be greeted with the sight of me holding two panties aloft and asking, "Which one of these will get me harder?" Being a sensible girl, she got me the hell out of there.

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