Review: Sliding Doors

I've stopped doing reviews 'til I can figure out how to write reviews better, but I figured I'd save y'all some hassle at the video store: Sliding Doors sucks pregnant llamas through drinking straws. It sucks the paint of the walls. It sucks so amazingly badly. It's actually fairly well shot, fairly well acted, but it's a lousy screenplay with a story that should really take 5 minutes tops to tell with a two deus ex machina ending and zero character growth.

I'll try to update this later, but to have a "payoff" that was that content-free and annoying indicates that there's movie production folks who deserve everlasting torment.

Monday, April 05th, 1999