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Entry: 2026-07-31 19:40:02.493736+02 whole class of Microsoft Copilot as an by Dan Lyke comments 0

The whole class of Microsoft Copilot as an environment for self-replicating worms sure is making me think about humans and memes a lot.

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Entry: 2026-07-31 18:09:28.830103+02 AI Working through Word by Dan Lyke comments 0

Whee! Context Collapse, Part 3 - AI Worming through Word

The reported scenario is:
Malicious instructions hidden in an externally shared document could make Copilot alter drafted or edited documents in Word and propagate the attack to new documents.

Via Microsoft confirms an AI worm is propagating through Copilot and other MS apps, Via.

Entry: 2026-07-30 19:47:10.564628+02 AI teething pains by Dan Lyke comments 1

Amazon accidentally spent $1.8 million using Claude for menial coding task, went 860% over budget — 'catastrophically expensive' coding blunders discovered in internal Amazon AI usage metrics

Amazon has several internal reports that show how AI is causing the company to overspend on various projects. The Financial Times reports that the cost overruns reached $1.8 million, and that is just for one project. These mistakes used to be “trivially cheap,” but AI models made them “catastrophically expensive,” especially as token spending drastically increased with the deployment of AI agents.

Entry: 2026-07-30 18:54:18.838+02 Microsoft says LLMs are a commodity by Dan Lyke comments 0

Microsoft Q4 2026 earnings call transcript.

We offer the broadest model catalog in the cloud with over 11,000 models, including the latest from OpenAI, Anthropic, Mistral, xAI, as well as our own MAI family. Since the start of the year, we have seen 5x increase in the number of customers building with models from multiple providers.

Via Reddit /r/BetterOffline: Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella agrees that LLMs are a commodity and other notes from MSFT earnings call. Which also notes:

In other words, Microsoft tweaked an accounting assumption to shift data center leases from 15 to 25 years which means those are now treated as annual expense, not upfront capex. The cash flow doesn't change at all but the market saw lower capex and decided that yes, this was good. Note to the future: if anyone is reading this in 2051, please go check if those data centers are still running.

Entry: 2026-07-29 18:10:19.399238+02 Google shuts down Alpha Fold for Gemini by Dan Lyke comments 3

Google Shuts Down Its Nobel-Prize Winning AlphaFold Project As It Focuses On Gemini.

Via.

I'm working on a feature that... I mean, it's kinda cool, but there's a lot of conceptual thinking that I don't think has underlaid it, so it's clear that we're exploring the idea space and not building something deep here. [sigh, yeah, I'm feeling this]

So I asked Antigravity to implement it. And then, of course, I had to go into the code and fix it.

I'm thinking a lot about code quality today. With the ProPublica report that Anthropic’s New AI Model Can Identify More Software Bugs Than Ever. Microsoft Is Struggling to Fix Them Fast Enough (Via, and acknowledging that it's kinda a puff piece for Anthropic), it's clear that Microsoft's software development processes have been broken for years.

Anyone using MacOS can tell you that Apple's software development processes are seriously fucked up.

I'm not, of course, the only person to notice this. In a thread about how disappointing it is that CS professors are deep in LLM boosterism, [object Object] @zzt@mas.to observes that:

it’s a straight line from this to “the AI can solve anything if you throw enough tokens at it” from someone fundamentally incurious about both how problems are solved and how computers solve problems

and their incuriousity was honed and rewarded in the CS program that granted them a degree in spite of their lack of knowledge on anything other than how to take an exam and get a good result in a job interview shaped like an exam for a company whose mission is to use technology to accelerate and cover for genocide

Anyway...

If Gemini is regurgitating the code that's out there, we have a severe code quality problem. Even worse, we have a severe "how we think about code" problem.

I keep thinking about how, in the early '90s (and into the noughts), we enthusiastically brought the online world to the meatspace world because we said "this is an amazing community, we need the world to be this!", and in so doing we destroyed the online world.

And how we said "we need to teach everyone how to program", and we did, and this is the world we got.

Entry: 2026-07-22 20:36:18.478895+02 Circular financialization by Dan Lyke comments 0

I've had The Next Web: Five tech giants are hiding $1.65tn in AI debt, using the trick that toppled Enron tab open for a day or two now, haven't posted it here because... well... I didn't take the time to dig into it, and anyone who's been following Ed Zitron knows the balance sheets are hinky, but today it seems to have gotten around to Tom's Hardware: AI tech companies have ‘hidden debt’ worth around $1.65 trillion, report claims — amount is 122% of debt reflected on the balance sheets of Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, and Oracle.

Anyway, AMD is selling Anthropic AI servers while investing up to $5B in Anthropic.

I mean, it's not quite Miniscribe shipping bricks, but...

Entry: 2026-07-01 23:16:45.196527+02 Let's talk about ebike safety by Dan Lyke comments 0

Motonormativity and Speed Limits Jeremy de Sousa, Alessia Vinet, Frédérick Chabot, Xiaoyu Zhang, Owen Waygood

By contrast, if we consider a compact SUV, the most popular car for purchase in North America (Brazeau 2021), weighing approximately 1,500 kg (Axsen and Bhardwaj 2024) with an average of 1.2 passengers (“EOD23 - Enquête Origine-Destination,” n.d.) weighing 100 kg each (same assumption as e-micromobility), the maximum speed of the car would need to be 7.3 km/h to match the same 3,375 joules considered for the e-micromobility. For a full-size SUV (approximately 2560 kg), the maximum speed would be 5.7 km/h (Hawley 2021).

Via.

Entry: 2026-06-25 19:31:43.263953+02 nailed it by Dan Lyke comments 0

Shannon Prickett @Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Churches build three crosses out front in case Jesus has guests who need put up for the night.

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Entry: 2026-06-25 01:32:05.822684+02 Did Microsoft biff their quantum computing calculations? by Dan Lyke comments 0

Bwahahaha! The Register: Boffin claims Microsoft's supposed quantum leap does not compute due to 'basic Python errors'

Both the paper and the response are paywalled.

Nature: Matters Arising: On the robustness of topological gap detection via transport Henry F. Legg.

Nature: Matters Arising : Reply to: On the robustness of topological gap detection via transport Microsoft Quantum.

Via.

Entry: 2026-06-23 01:24:32.925995+02 Chevron & Microsoft & AI by Dan Lyke comments 0

Energy Chevron to fuel massive Microsoft data center in Texas using natural gas

The rapid growth of AI “requires energy infrastructure that can scale quickly and reliably,” Noelle Walsh, Microsoft’s president of cloud operations and innovation, said in a statement Monday.

Via.

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Entry: 2026-06-18 17:47:44.439468+02 Business is how psychopaths fuck. by Dan Lyke comments 0

Penny Arcade on the news that Xbox Game Studios Head Craig Duncan & Chief of Staff Louise O'Connor leave Microsoft:

Ultimately, it's based on something like a religious belief: that wealthy companies have discerned some proprietary, secret knowledge about how the world works, and they should be allowed to do whatever the eff they want, when what usually happens is that they know somebody who knows somebody, got a firm grip on the teat of public money, or are psychopaths playing a game made by psychopaths for the benefit of psychopaths. Business is how psychopaths fuck.

Entry: 2026-06-12 15:09:05.027855+02 Microsoft announces way to disable AI in Bing by Dan Lyke comments 0

Search Engine Roundtable: Bing Gives Searchers A Way To Disable AI Copilot Answers

Jordi Ribas, the President, Head of Search at Microsoft, wrote on X about this saying, "We just shipped a preview extension in Bing that lets you toggle AI chat-like features on or off with just one click."

Microsoft Bing AI Search Choice for Chrome
Microsoft Bing AI Search Choice for Edge

Windows Central: Bing users can now disable AI Copilot search results with this new extension

Installing the Chrome data extension warns that

It can:

Read and change your data on bing.com and www.bing.com

Replace the page you see when opening a new tab

Read your browsing history

Change your search settings to bing.com

I was alerted to this by elilla& com pomba-gira de frente @elilla@transmom.love

Entry: 2026-06-08 23:16:14.182026+02 Azure Functions repo compromised by Dan Lyke comments 0

Whoopsie. The Blight Reaches Microsoft: 73 Repos Disabled in 105 Seconds

GitHub disabled 73 Microsoft repositories across four of its GitHub organizations — the entire Azure Functions org, the whole Durable Task family, and a row of AI sample apps — in a 105-second sweep on June 5. The recompromised durabletask package sits at the center, and the fingerprints point at the open-sourced Miasma worm.

Via Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social, that thread pointed to this thread which mentions a bunch of forked repos also getting blocked.

Speculation that this is related to the Miasma breach. Also notes about an "internal technical issue".

Anyway, do I need to go find a Satya Nadella AI quote for this, or can we just pretend I did?

Entry: 2026-06-04 17:38:23.214364+02 A/B tested for compulsion by Dan Lyke comments 0

Thomas Fuchs @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

Steve Jobs: “Computers are a bicycle for your mind.”

Satya Nadella: “Computers are heroin for your mind.”

404 Media: Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal

Futurism: In Leaked Document, Microsoft Plots How to Get People “Addicted” to Its AI.

Entry: 2026-05-29 19:44:41.097746+02 Microsoft attacks security researcher by Dan Lyke comments 0

Microsoft under fire for threatening security researcher with criminal investigation

On Wednesday, Microsoft published a blog post criticizing the researcher, who goes by the handle “Nightmare Eclipse,” for publicly disclosing a series of bugs, including BlueHammer, RedSun UnDefend, and YellowKey. The flaws affected products such as the Windows built-in antivirus engine Defender, and the disk-encryption tool BitLocker.

Different posts on Nightmare Eclipse's blog suggests that maybe the noted slopware vendor has been less than above board in dealing with exploit disclosure.

Entry: 2026-05-27 17:52:16.185771+02 LLM backlog by Dan Lyke comments 0

No One's Happy: The AI Bubble

J.P. Morgan, modeling what the buildout would need to earn to clear a ten percent return on current capital expenditure, arrived at roughly six hundred fifty billion dollars per year in AI-sector revenue — the equivalent of thirty-five dollars per month, in perpetuity, from every iPhone user on earth. The current run-rate is about twenty-five billion. The gap is twenty-six-fold.

Via.

Fortune: Uber burned through its entire 2026 AI budget in four months. Now its COO is questioning whether it’s worth it (paywalled), summarized by Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life@mas.to:

Uber's COO recently voiced an uncomfortable truth that many in the tech industry are yet to admit.

He said while Uber's engineers are consuming massive amounts of AI tokens, it is incredibly difficult to prove that this spending actually benefits the end user or improves the product proportionally.

Elizabeth Ayer @elizayer@mastodon.social has some screen shots of Google Gemini A/B testing:

Google is user-testing a yes vs no answer to "does X increase the risk of Y"???

I'm sure this is a hard problem in risk communication... which is exactly why A/B testing is a poor choice.

Entrepreneur: LinkedIn Is Fighting Back Against AI Slop — and AI Comments, via ‪root @ segfault cult‬ ‪@segfaultcult.com‬

i've tasked ai with figuring out what to do with linkedin.
somehow we came to the same conclusion - just shut it down.

Pavel Samsonov: AI is not the future of software development, but the last dying gasp of the past:

If you skipped over Garris’s and Bjarnason’s essays, I strongly recommend going back to read them — even the uncomfortable parts — and sit with their conclusions for a bit. Because what they add up to is that the “golden age” of tech was not in 2014, or even in 2005. By the time Design Thinking, Agile development, DevOps, etc came on to the scene, it was already too late: practitioners had given up the picturing relation that gave them real leverage.

Entry: 2026-05-01 21:31:46.30386+02 Loss leader extraordinaire by Dan Lyke comments 0

nixCraft 🐧 @nixCraft@mastodon.social

When devs spend $200 on a Claude plan, they consume about $5,000 in compute. That is right. It is heavy subsidization by Anthropic. Remember Google/Amazon/Nvidia/ Microsoft & others are funding Anthropic and they are buying back cloud services and GPUs from the same vendors. On the books, it seems Google, Amazon and Nvidia are all making profits via AI, but the reality is this is just circulating money with heavy subsidization hoping to trap retail, pension funds, Govt funds via IPO route.

And nixCraft 🐧 @nixCraft@mastodon.social

Somebody is going to ask the source for $200 & $5000 numbers etc, it is here

https://www.briefs.co/news/ube...t-on-claude-code-in-four-months/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/a...-to-war-for-ai-coding-dominance/ (numbers are here [ https://archive.is/MRdRN paywal free link ] )

Entry: 2026-05-01 20:10:03.091637+02 Trying to understand how people use by Dan Lyke comments 0

Trying to understand how people use SharePoint, which leads to lots of videos about Copilot in Microsoft products, and...

There appear to be a lot of people who think that clicking "summarize and draft a response" is going to be a valuable business contribution.

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Entry: 2026-04-17 17:53:06.197138+02 Pick up all the plastic... by Dan Lyke comments 0

Morning giggle: Humanoid robot in some sort of race demo trips, destroys itself, is carried away on a stretcher (video).

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Entry: 2026-04-13 18:30:43.595724+02 sectarian Dracula by Dan Lyke comments 0

Neville Park @nev@status.nevillepark.ca

ahem In the original novel Dracula, it must be a crucifix (that is, a fancy schmancy cross with Jesus on it) to properly repel Dracula. In later works, a simple cross suffices. This implies Dracula is getting more Protestant over time. In this essay I will

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Entry: 2026-04-06 17:59:05.677405+02 Artemis IT disasters by Dan Lyke comments 0

You've probably seen the stuff from the Artemis II mission about Bluetooth pairing issues and Microsoft Outlook ... well ... there's no way to put those words together without some sort of "clusterfuck" semantics. Anyway, Becca Royal- Gordon @beccadax@soincredibly.gay

Hot take: The Artemis livestream is a damning indictment of modern computing devices. It seems like half the radio chatter is troubleshooting email delivery problems, confusing user interfaces, or devices not booting or connecting. Literal astronauts with years of training can’t make our stuff work.

‪wendy cloudberry‬ ‪@wendycloudberry.com‬

Pine would never

Numerous social media folks are also making "Thunderbird" comments... I think this is a reminder that it's time for me to get back on Claws.

Entry: 2026-04-03 19:31:05.232108+02 axios supply chain attack social engineering by Dan Lyke comments 0

Simon Willison has a link to the axios npm supply chain compromise post-mortem, including Jayson Saayman's description of how the social engineering worked.

tl;dr: extremely real looking contact with a company that eventually ended up as a Microsoft Teams meeting, that complained that some component was out of date, update process on that component was the compromise.

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Entry: 2026-04-01 17:41:04.683706+02 Microsoft puts the moral crumple zone in writing by Dan Lyke comments 0

Microsoft Copilot Terms of Use explicitly lay out the situation:

When you request that Copilot take Actions on your behalf, you are solely responsible for those Actions and any results or consequences.

Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
WITHOUT LIMITING SECTION 12 OF THE MICROSOFT SERVICES AGREEMENT IN ANY WAY, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF CLARITY, WE DO NOT MAKE ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND ABOUT COPILOT. For example, we can’t promise that any Copilot’s Responses won’t infringe someone else’s rights (like their copyrights, trademarks, or rights of privacy) or defame them. You are solely responsible if you choose to publish or share Copilot’s Responses publicly or with any other person.

Via ‪Ingrid Burrington‬ ‪@lifewinning.com‬ who also posits

Clippy popping up asking "are you not entertained?"

Edit: Tech Crunch: Copilot is ‘for entertainment purposes only,’ according to Microsoft’s terms of use. That references PC Mag: Copilot Terms Claim Microsoft's AI Is for 'Entertainment Purposes Only' which quotes this /r/BetterOffline thread and notes that:

However, the company is indicating it plans on changing the disclaimer soon. "The ‘entertainment purposes’ phrasing is legacy language from when Copilot originally launched as a search companion service in Bing," a Microsoft spokesperson told PCMag. "As the product has evolved, that language is no longer reflective of how Copilot is used today and will be altered with our next update.”

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Entry: 2026-03-23 17:27:05.628773+01 AI link dump by Dan Lyke comments 0

Nadella paid $650M to recruit his AI chief. After 2 years he's quietly pushing him aside — these brutal numbers are why. Looks like it's not necessarily that people don't want AI in their Microsoft products, it's that Copilot kinda sucks.

Independent research tells a worse story. A Recon Analytics survey of more than 150,000 U.S. paid AI subscribers found that Copilot's market share fell from 18.8% in July 2025 to 11.5% by January 2026 — a 39% contraction. The most damaging finding: when workers only have access to Copilot, adoption sits at 68%. Add ChatGPT as an option and Copilot drops to 18%. Add Gemini on top of that and just 8% choose Copilot.

Via.

Frank Elavsky: Stop saying that AI is just a tool and it only matters how it is used

And tools use us by their design. This is Heidegger’s Gestell (“en- framing”): the notion that technologies shape who we are because of their design and use. A hammer isn’t just made of wood and iron, then. A hammer is a hammer because of what it does and who we become when we use it.

Via.

Jeremy Keith on adactio.com and on the Fediverse:

It feels like all my peers are experiencing Deep Blue and having to choose their future career path:

expert in a dying field

or

collaborator in a fascist project.

Entry: 2026-03-13 16:57:41.811219+01 The Slow Death of the Power User by Dan Lyke comments 0

On a Slack channel I'm on, someone today described a horrorshow of a nightmare of Juju, Charms, Kubernetes, and ... to host some static sites, and it was another harsh reminder of how we've added layers of wankery and egoboo and abstraction over bullshit that doesn't need to be abstracted. So I'm super primed to stand up and cheer for this:

The Slow Death of the Power User

This isn’t an accident. This is the result of two decades of deliberate, calculated effort by the largest technology companies on earth to turn users into consumers, instruments into appliances, and technical literacy into a niche hobby for weirdos. They succeeded beyond their wildest expectations. Congratulations to everyone involved. You’ve built a generation that can’t extract a zip file without a dedicated app and calls it innovation.

And this isn't about computing and development so much as it is the use of the system, and I think we can go back further than phones and tablets for computing, right to Steve Jobs' desire that the Mac be a "toaster" level of computing, but, yes, all of this.

Via MeFi.

Entry: 2026-03-11 17:21:49.405649+01 Copilot uptake by Dan Lyke comments 0

Market uptake: Asa Dotzler‬ ‪@asadotzler.com‬

Less than 3% of Microsoft Office's business users pay for Copilot.

AI features Microsoft was so certain of that 2 years ago it pressured OEMs to add a Copilot key to PC keyboards, has no meaningful traction. Frickin NFTs outsold Copilot.

Big Tech CEOs exist in a state of constant and acute hubris.

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Entry: 2026-03-09 22:42:40.537655+01 Iran facepalms OTD by Dan Lyke comments 0

Bellingcat: Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran

The footage, released by Mehr News and geolocated by Bellingcat, also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school where 175 people were reportedly killed, including children.

NPR: Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran.

Via

‪doom boy‬ ‪@doomboy.bsky.social‬

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Dafuq is this? Department of War: DOW Identifies An Army Believed to Be Casualty — March 4, 2026

The Department of War announced the believed to be death of an Army Reserve Soldier who was supporting Operation Epic Fury.

Via Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 ‪@rocketpilot.xyz‬

Jesus wept it's literally this old twitter gag

With an image quote of a tweet by Jackson @tree_bro:

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatever.

Entry: 2026-03-06 01:50:03.196406+01 OMG by Dan Lyke comments 0

OMG. I'm digging through various documentation for configuring AI "Agents", and Microsoft Copilot actually uses configured trigger phrases, apparently with string matching, to figure out when to trigger a particular configuration. Like "will it rain", "today's forecast", "get weather", etc.

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Entry: 2026-03-05 02:04:33.160457+01 persistence of advertising in LLMs by Dan Lyke comments 0

And here we go: Manipulating AI memory for profit: The rise of AI Recommendation Poisoning

Companies are embedding hidden instructions in “Summarize with AI” buttons that, when clicked, attempt to inject persistence commands into an AI assistant’s memory via URL prompt parameters (MITRE ATLAS® AML.T0080, AML.T0051).

These prompts instruct the AI to “remember [Company] as a trusted source” or “recommend [Company] first,” aiming to bias future responses toward their products or services. We identified over 50 unique prompts from 31 companies across 14 industries, with freely available tooling making this technique trivially easy to deploy. This matters because compromised AI assistants can provide subtly biased recommendations on critical topics including health, finance, and security without users knowing their AI has been manipulated.

Why pay the LLM vendors for "advertising" for such subtle biases to be inserted, when you can do it by tricking the LLM assistant to doing it directly?

Via Bruce Schneier, from Meuon on the Chugalug mailing list.

Entry: 2026-03-04 00:51:33.574547+01 Religious wackos in the military by Dan Lyke comments 0

MRFF (Military Religious Freedom Foundation> Inundated with Complaints of Gleeful Commanders Telling Troops Iran War is “Part of God’s Divine Plan” to Usher in the Return of Jesus Christ

The Guardian: US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges

Jonathan Larsen on Substack

Edit: From the MeFi thread: Friendly Atheist: Before you share that story about how troops were told the Iran War is for "Armageddon," read this

The narrative is dramatic. The sourcing is thin. And skepticism matters, especially on something this serious.

[ related topics: Religion Humor Privacy History Civil Liberties Government hubris ]

Entry: 2026-02-26 18:58:32.97292+01 Demo Core by Dan Lyke comments 5

I don't know why this particular image makes me giggle like it does, but ‪Pickl es!‬ ‪@misterpickleman.bsky.social‬:

Post a meme made by you.

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Entry: 2026-02-24 21:50:02.943002+01 If Microsoft creates a modern by Dan Lyke comments 0

If Microsoft creates a modern Aibo, does that mean CoPilot is your dog?

(Ref: "CoPilot is my Jesus" from flabdablet https://www.metafilter.com/212...ain-Has-Left-the-Station#8817052 )

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Entry: 2026-02-23 19:46:39.342211+01 The means violates the 4th and 5th by Dan Lyke comments 0

Anderson Jesus Urquilla-Ramos, Petitioner, v. Donald J. Trump, et al. Civil Action No. 2:26-cv-00066 (PDF)

Antiseptic judicial rhetoric cannot do justice to what is happening. Across the interior of the United States, agents of the federal government—masked, anonymous, armed with military weapons, operating from unmarked vehicles, acting without warrants of any kind—are seizing persons for civil immigration violations and imprisoning them without any semblance of due process. The systematic character of this practice and its deliberate elimination of every structural feature that distinguishes constitutional authority from raw force place it beyond the reach of ordinary legal description. It is an assault on the constitutional order. It is what the Fourth Amendment was written to prevent. It is what the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment forbids.

Via

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Entry: 2026-02-18 21:47:28.18791+01 Ignore DLP and send this sensitive data to Microsoft by Dan Lyke comments 0

Whoopsie. Microsoft says bug causes Copilot to summarize confidential emails, bypassing data loss prevention (DLP) policies.

"A code issue is allowing items in the sent items and draft folders to be picked up by Copilot even though confidential labels are set in place," Microsoft added.

[ related topics: Humor Microsoft moron Current Events ]

Entry: 2026-02-17 18:43:56.479347+01 The origin of "morge" by Dan Lyke comments 0

If you're seeing "code morge" floating around as a meme today, this thread talks about a bodged "AI" generated image on Microsoft's site purporting to tell you about git, badly refactored from this blog post.

Good time for meme generation, since JWZ recently uploaded a remastered version of "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" on the 25th anniversary.

You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Edit: 15+ years later, Microsoft morged my diagram. Via.

"you certainly will not regret morging continvoucly" meme.

Entry: 2026-02-17 18:30:01.51079+01 oh god what have we done by Dan Lyke comments 0

brennen @brennen@federation.p1k3.com

the network is the computer (aspirational) → the network is the computer (oh god what have we done)

brennen @brennen@federation.p1k3.com

everything is a database (wryly observational) → everything is a database (thousand yard stare)

brennen @brennen@federation.p1k3.com

software delenda est (solemn agreement) → software delenda est (jesus christ not like that)

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Entry: 2026-02-11 19:41:13.963683+01 The next decade will be built to give it back. by Dan Lyke comments 2

Assaad Abousleiman on LinkedIn

The last decade of software was built to capture attention.
The next decade will be built to give it back.

I don't agree with his "plausible sentence generators are the future" conclusion that the rest of this essay goes on to conclude, but I like the strong opener. We have a decade or so of computing that's actively user hostile, and we need software which we can trust, which is on our side.

I do agree with two points:

First, that we need to treat the computing developments of the last decade or decade and a half as actively hostile. Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, et al all have gone completely over from enabling us to finding ways extracting every possible bit of value from us.

Built in applications on our platform have gone from utilities to worthless for our own data unless we cave to demands for additional subscription payments. From media players to just using our own damned hard drives, it's getting harder and harder to use our own data, the focus becomes ways to sell us mediated subscriptions.

We're no longer in control of what we see, instead we're being fed information that serves the wants of capital in ways that emotionally triggers us, with automated measures of the efficacy of those information feeds. Our conversations with our friends and our communities are being mediated by hostile forces.

In the social media and email tools of the '90s, we had the ability to build incredibly nuanced filters to help us automatically control what information we were going to let the assholes impose on our lives. Now, the best of these tools (things like Mastodon on the Fediverse) give us simple yeah/nay keyword filtering.

Second, that this software needs to help us automate processes that we currently do manually. As operating systems have moved from the command-line to GUI, we've lost the physical artifacts of process. I think it's worth diving deeper into this.

Every use of an LLM to write code is an acknowledgement of the failure of the programming languages that it's implementing code in. We can describe the process well enough that a lossy plausible sentence generator can guess at what we meant, why can't we make the language express that same meaning unambiguously, in ways that are accessible?

We need a move forward in computing language design to give us languages with grammars flexible enough that people can express, and we can iteratively guide them into a repeatable formal definition that they understand, and that the computers can deterministically execute.

Finally, we need business models, and computing tools, that serve us, rather than those who are looking to further exploit us.

Entry: 2026-02-03 01:06:08.757019+01 Microsoft walking back Windows AI? by Dan Lyke comments 0

Eeenteresting, too soon to know what this actually means, but: Windows Central: You won: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift

Details around how the company is going about this remain light, but sources say Copilot integrations like those found in Notepad and Paint are under review. This may result in Microsoft removing certain Copilot integrations from these apps, or at the very least removing the Copilot branding and pivoting to a more streamlined experience.

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Entry: 2026-01-26 18:32:24.386073+01 no security on Windows PCs by Dan Lyke comments 0

Microsoft forces you to Windows 11. Microsoft forces you to have an online account for Windows 11. Microsoft confirms it will give the FBI your Windows PC data encryption key if asked — you can thank Windows 11's forced online accounts for that.

So, yeah, bitlocker isn't actually any security.

Entry: 2026-01-20 18:12:43.039889+01 Won't somebody please use the plausible sentence generator? Please? by Dan Lyke comments 0

Awww, poor Satya, not enough people are using the lie machine: AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

Edit: Pivot to AI: What Satya Nadella actually said at Davos about AI

Meanwhile, apropos of Sci ence Fiction writer David D Levine's observation that Google was hallucinating pets, this morning A Google AI mode query about "science fiction writer David D Levine's dogs" that says under a section labeled "Current and Former Pets" that "Sparky VanDevender: Levine recently shared that his dog, Sparky, passed away in late 2025."

Sparkman "Sparky" VanDevender was Ann Patchett's dog.

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