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Buzzwords!

2013-12-17 18:28:38.109792+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments

Two from the "my faith in humanity has been completely, utterly razed" file:

Yottaa - Give Your Users The Experience they deserve. Why? What did they ever do to you that justifies this?

Ensuring a personalized, responsive solution that adapts to visitor context and user actions improves engagement and increases mobile and web conversions. ...

And WSO2. I'm... Just... What.. The API page promises:

Extend the reach of your business to mobile devices, customers, and partners by establishing and API-centric and Service-Oriented Architecture. A forward-thinking architecture will include ...

And it then goes on to list the things the "forward-thinking architecture will include", but there is, of course, no indication that their forward-thinking architecture will include those things.

I need to go take a shower. And drink. Or something.

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#Comment Re: made: 2013-12-18 12:26:41.928238+00 by: meuon

Your "Yotta Rank" was pretty good in ways I like:

Content Metrics for http://www.flutterby.com
• Total size of page: 57 KB (better than 88% of websites)
• Number of requests: 7 (better than 89% of websites)
• Number of images: 4 (better than 86% of websites)
• Number of JavaScript files: 0 (better than 100% of websites)
• Number of CSS files: 1 (better than 100% of websites)
• Number of 3rd party components: 0 from 0 domains