spankings = smarter
2002-03-17 23:21:59+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments
On the SHS mailing list, Lydia passed along the news that spanking makes you smarter. Unfortunately, it's a Weekly World News story, I can't find any evidence of the "Lucerne Institute of Psychological Research" or "Dr. Crispin Heinz" existing outside of this story, and I can't imagine any credible reporter using "professional fanny smacker" in a sentence. Which sucks, 'cause... well... Oh, never mind. Your imaginations are better than mine anyway.