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Wednesday January 28th, 2026
The Dalles data center water consumption
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Oh snap. The Dalles mayor called OPBs data center story inaccurate. Here are the
facts
An in-depth, line-by-line review of the article in response to Andersons
letter found one error, which OPB has corrected and noted in the original story.
OPB incorrectly reported that projected monthly residential water rates are
expected to climb by 7% by 2036. However, The Dalles 2024 Water System Master Plan
forecasts that rates will climb by 99% by that year. OPB regrets the error.
Via.
xkcd colors
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By way of nycki @nycki@bark.lgbt
I discovered XKCD colors
The 954 most common RGB monitor colors, as defined by several
hundred thousand participants in the xkcd color name survey.
Available as a text file and a .css
file. As nycki notes:
so now when I want a color on my website I can just write `color: var(--xkcd-
off-white)` or so on. it's really convenient :)
All my apes, intelligent
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Pavel A. Samsonov
@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social
All the same people boosting LLMs today were boosting NFTs five years ago. It's
not a coincidence that
AI POWERED
is an anagram of
APE WEIRDO
ManyVids founder in AI induced psychosis?
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Couplers
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Notorious
RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social: "hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca",
with TikTok video (Bluesky hosted) of the high speed rail coupler system operating.
Gaetz report
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Meanwhile, 118th Congress 2nd Session House of
Representatives — In the matter of allegations relating to Representative Matt Gaetz
(PDF)
In sum, the Committee found substantial evidence of the following:
- From at least 2017 to 2020, Representative Gaetz regularly paid women for
engaging in sexual activity with him.
- In 2017, Representative Gaetz engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl.
- During the period 2017 to 2019, Representative Gaetz used or possessed illegal
drugs, including cocaine and ecstasy, on multiple occasions.
- Representative Gaetz accepted gifts, including transportation and lodging in
connection with a 2018 trip to the Bahamas, in excess of permissible amounts.
- In 2018, Representative Gaetz arranged for his Chief of Staff to assist a woman
with whom he engaged in sexual activity in obtaining a passport, falsely indicating
to the U.S. Department of State that she was a constituent.
- Representative Gaetz knowingly and willfully sought to impede and obstruct the
Committees investigation of his conduct.
- Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the
House.
Frankly there's quite a bit of that that I'd let him slide on if not for the hypocrisy and
the ethics violations on the gifts. And that, yeah, the age difference in fucking a 17
year old is pretty damned skeevy.
Via.
Indiana power woes
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Steve Simon on Pam Bondi's extortion letter
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A few days old, but Office of the Minnesota Secretary of State: Statement from Secretary
Simon — January 25, 2026
SAINT PAUL On January 24, 2026, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi issued a letter to
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz with three requests that she writes would "restore the rule
of law, support ICE officers, and bring an end to the chaos in Minnesota. The third
request in the letter was to allow the Civil Rights Division of the U.S. Department of
Justice (DOJ) to access Minnesotas voter rolls.
Via
Cloudflare Matrix slop
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Jade
@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt
Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented
Matrix on cloudflare workers. They didn't, their post and README is AI generated and the
code doesn't do any of the core parts of matrix that make it secure and interoperable.
Instead it's littered with 'TODO: Check authorisation' and similar
https://blog.cloudflare.com/se...rless-matrix-homeserver-workers/
The lobste.rs
thread includes a link to the Matrix discussion of this fiasco and lots of discussion about
how Clodflare's attempts at damage control just make it look worse.
Just a note of appreciation switching
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Just a note of appreciation: switching from Firefox to Vivaldi has me using Startpage. It's not perfect, but Google has declined I find myself going back to it less and less.
I bounced off Kagi and a few others, but Startpage has stuck.
Argh
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Argh. Same exact CGI::Fast->new() loop. From one form, I get the textarea contents entity encoded, in the other I get something that Perl is not interpreting as utf-8. I'm not seeing any difference in the HTML page meta statements, or the form. Driving me nuts.
Tuesday January 27th, 2026
de First bitch
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Ugh Two FastCGI Perl scripts One is
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Ugh. Two FastCGI Perl scripts. One is inserting UTF-8 characters into the Postgres database correctly, one is biffing it. I cannot bloody well find the difference between the two.
Some days I regret not re-coding the entire thing in C.
Cloudflare publishing slop
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Somebody take the LLM API keys away from marketing before they completely destroy the
company! Jade
@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt
Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented
Matrix on cloudflare workers. They didn't, their post and README is AI generated and the
code doesn't do any of the core parts of matrix that make it secure and interoperable.
Instead it's littered with 'TODO: Check authorisation' and similar
https://blog.cloudflare.com/se...rless-matrix-homeserver-workers/
Over on Bluesky the Minnesota Star
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Over on Bluesky, the Minnesota Star Tribune has a handy guide to identify which munitions the US Federal government is deploying against its citizens.
https://bsky.app/profile/startribune.com/post/3mde2ejy6o22e
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