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Be a Vagina and Get Busted

2001-11-04 02:08:22+00 by TC 5 comments

High School student dresses as a vagina for halloween and gets busted

[ related topics: Children and growing up Humor ]

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#Comment made: 2001-11-05 03:48:12+00 by: topspin [edit history]

There's Weekly World News style header potential for this:

High school vagina fingered by administrators!
High school boy suspended over vagina!


#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:33:12+00 by: TC

Topspin... you have obviously missed your calling. You have Hearst or Kane written all over you.

#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:33:14+00 by: topspin

Though they'd probably face legal issues, but I'd like to see Anheuser-Busch do a commercial with a Citizen Kane take-off.

Picture Kane sitting looking at something intently, but instead of a small "snowy" figurine, the camera pans out to show him fixated on a noticeably empty bottle of Bud in his hand. He turns slightly toward a nurse/maid in the background..... starts to collapse and says, "Rose, bud...." as the camera zooms in on the bottle dropping to the floor and rolling convienently to a stop with the Bud label up.

#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:33:14+00 by: TC

Ya know that would be a great short film! It would be protected as a parody. How would the leagal read on Rosebud? "The formentioned title shall only be used in context of miss Davies private parts?" Of course if you did a feature film you would have the time for the Busch == Rosebud gags. Hmmm thinking of a saturday night live skit with George W. Rosebud ....nahhhhh

#Comment made: 2002-02-21 05:33:14+00 by: Jette

I vaguely remember an old, old Saturday Night Live spoof of Citizen Kane. Kane's last words were in regards to a sandwich: "roooooast beeeeef" -- and I think John Belushi played him, but it's been yearsnyears since I saw it.