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farts

2002-08-05 02:51:30+02 by Charlene Marie 1 comments

A fart is a chemical substance

it comes from a place called bum

it penetrates the through trousers

and lands with a musical hum

to fart to fart is no disgrace,

for it gives the body ease

it warms the blankets on cold winter nights

and suffocates all the fleas

--- Madonna, on Truth or Dare

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#Comment made: 2002-08-05 04:29:13+02 by: topspin

Now that's what I call an entrance!

Welcome Charlene!

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