farts
A fart is a chemical substance
it comes from a place called bum
it penetrates the through trousers
and lands with a musical hum
to fart to fart is no disgrace,
for it gives the body ease
it warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas
--- Madonna, on Truth or Dare
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#Comment made: 2002-08-05 04:29:13+02 by:
topspin
Now that's what I call an entrance!
Welcome Charlene!
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