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Toddler Laws of Ownership

2004-07-12 20:38:29.057237+00 by meuon 1 comments

Nancy e-mail this to me.. I felt compelled to share:

(Would these only apply to toddlers?)
The Toddler Laws of Ownership
01. If I like it, it's mine.
02. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
03. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
04. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
05. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
06. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
07. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
08. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
09. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
10. Oops, WAIT! I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.

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#Comment Re: made: 2004-07-12 23:34:10.028353+00 by: polly

i have a relative who follows this plan religiously.