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Sea Kittens

2009-01-13 19:46:29.385327+00 by Dan Lyke 4 comments

Yum! Tasty pan-fried Sea Kittens! Baked Sea Kittens with a bit of dill, butter and lemon juice! How about some salt cured Sea Kittens?

Ya know, the only thing I can see this bit of silliness accomplishing is making kids more likely to vivisection the family pets, 'cause now they have an association with something delicious.

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#Comment Re: made: 2009-01-14 00:12:20.595995+00 by: brennen

There's nothing novel about the observation that PETA are one of those organizations who almost have to be managed by their own opposition, but the intensity with which this is true still occasionally boggles my mind.

#Comment Re: made: 2009-01-14 04:20:05.477726+00 by: Larry Burton

Actually, that Sea Kittens Bedtime Stories is pretty funny.

#Comment Re: made: 2009-01-14 11:38:31.67287+00 by: topspin [edit history]

Why not name them Sea Squash, to go with the Sea Cucumbers? Then we can call abalone something like Sea Potatoes and cook up a salad.

#Comment Re: made: 2009-01-20 04:27:56.038893+00 by: baylink

Reportedly, Colbert has renamed kittens "Land Fish", or something like that, and promised to add them to his balanced diet.