2009-10-13 21:39:29.590616+02 by petronius 1 comments
A new theory explains why the the Large Hadron Collider at CERN broke down on the first day of operation: creating the Higgs Boson is so abhorent to the natural order that the very fabric of Space and Time turned back on itself and disabled the device so it couldn't produce the particle. I expect to see this same explanation in the next warranty card with a home appliance.
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#Comment Re: made: 2009-10-13 23:53:23.533996+02 by: Larry Burton
Anybody here ever read Thrice Upon a Time by James P. Hogan?
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