Florida banning sex?
2011-05-12 18:06:07.58124+00 by
Dan Lyke
3 comments
Shadow passed along this suggestion that a recent bill outlawing bestiality in Florida may have outlawed sex altogether, referencing Southern Fried Scientist's suggestion that:
So if youre living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to
have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with
your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you
abide by accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation
judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.
Alas, Election Law Blog suggests that the bill makes a deliberate distinction between "persons" and "animals". This being Florida, we do have to wonder where the Michigan snow birds fall in that taxonomy.
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#Comment Re: made: 2011-05-13 11:31:20.178649+00 by:
andylyke
Florida - the flaccid appendage hanging from the USA.
But seriously - I'm not a big fan of screwing sheep, but how is the societal well being affected if some lonely, ignored sod gets it on with his goat? It's not like we'll actually wind up with satyrs in the mall - genetics prevents it. I'll bet all the "get government off our backs, freedom now" Republicans in the legislature voted for this one.
#Comment Re: made: 2011-05-13 15:34:55.659418+00 by:
ebradway
At one time, it was interracial sex was illegal. Same sex intercourse is just
becoming acceptable in the eyes of the law. Is the next frontier inter-species
sex?
#Comment Re: made: 2011-05-14 15:33:31.98725+00 by:
mkelley
It's to prevent Disney from engineering real life animals that can talk.