1998-06-05 09:00:00+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Truth that you can find everything on the web: The Random Country Song Generator.
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's. I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight and I knew that she would be an easy score.
My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever.
She said to me there was no other guy.
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag.
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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