Flutterby™! : Visitors

I have a distant family member and her boyfriend visiting for a week. Both very intelligent, PhD student (physics/astrophysics) types. Also rock climbers/boulder types and very outdoorsy healthy. Also vegan and chaste. He's sleeping in the RV while she's upstairs. They vibrate with pent up sexual energy. I'm not sure if it's religious, family values or just masochism.

I'm trying to respect their decisions, but the urge to leave "The Joy of Sex" or the "Kama Sutra" out with a tub of coconut oil or grill some salmon/steaks is strong. If they can resist, so can I.

All of a sudden I see intense veganism as symptom of self-denial masochism and it almost makes sense.

Side note: current me goes vegetarian for a few days at a time. Easier in the summer.