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Joke

2000-12-20 18:44:26+01 by TC 2 comments

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#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:30:47+01 by: TC

George W. is thrilled to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happens. On the first night he is awakened by George Washington's ghost.... "President Washington, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advises Washington. With all the excitement of the Presidency, Bush again can't sleep well the next night, and the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson advises. Bush still can't sleep well the third night, and he sees another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" Bush asked. Lincoln replies, "Take in a play!" <giggle>

#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:30:47+01 by: Larry Burton

I know Bill Clinton's acutal reply to Dubya was, "Put together a good team and do what you believe is right", but I couldn't help but hear, "Stay away from the interns!" in his voice as he said it. ;-)