2001-04-19 17:59:46+02 by Dan Lyke 7 comments
Apparently they're serious, but I laughed: Fuking Machines has images of... well... fucking machines. Both commercial and home-made. If you wanna skip all the nekkid women and just get on to the Tim Taylor style hardware, you can go directly to meet the machines.
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#Comment made: 2001-04-19 20:28:58+02 by: TC [edit history]
Whoa! there is a new show on TLC called Robotica but it's robots going through mazes. I wonder if they are saving blooper reels when they do their studio shoots. Can't you just picture an out of control sawzall with a dildo on the end chasing the sound crew around?
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:31:34+01 by: ziffle
completely disgusting .. whats your password ?
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:31:35+01 by: markd
Oh my goodness, I never thought I'd see another reference to fukingmachines.com. Check out this Job Posting over at CraigsList.#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:31:35+01 by: TC
Geezus what kind of sick bastard would take that job? besides it's already filled <giggle>
(trying to picture Austin Powers in this job)
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:31:35+01 by: debrahyde
So much for Battlebots, eh? I know three people who own Sybians and they swear by them. It's a pretty celebrated machine in the S/M community. Me, I can't get past the price tag. Or maybe I need to plead poverty to some Sugar Daddy somewhere.
#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:31:35+01 by: Dan Lyke
Admittedly it's only one of the 3 axiis that the Sybian has, but that whole dildo on a Sawzall thing has a certain perverse fascination.
#Comment made: 2001-04-20 20:59:05+02 by: topspin [edit history]
Maybe it's just me, but why are all the fucking machines penis based?
I already own and operate a penis, so it seems half the "fucking machine" attention should go into the development of something more realistic than the traditional sleeve and pump.
Then again, I also own and operate a hand..... <giggle>
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