Punchlines for non-existent jokes
2001-07-23 20:09:43+02 by
Dan Lyke
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To counterbalance all this serious stuff, check out the July 23 entry of the Daily Illuminator for "punchlines for jokes that don't exist":
marq . o O ( "I SAID .... "What? And leave the Marmoset"!
... you know ... the MAR-mo-set! ... maybe I'm not telling
it right ... " )
SMarsh . o O ( "You can get more than two good pictures out of a
ViewMaster." )
SMarsh . o O ( Actually, that's an okay punchline... 'What's the
difference between George Lucas and a ViewMaster?' )
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#Comment made: 2002-02-21 06:32:20+01 by:
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I had to read it twice to get the George Lucas line, but it must be late cause I was chuckling at all of them. Then I read them to my wife. She said "OK" and went back to reading her book....
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