Security Advisory System
2002-03-13 00:24:06+00 by Dan Lyke 1 comments
The Fatherland Security Czar has announced the "Homeland Security Advisory System". Not revealed are the super secret "Mauve" level (Fashion alert: Those slacks do not go with that top) and "Teal" (Detection of environmentally friendly technologies that compete with the oil companies and therefore must be destroyed). Meanwhile, the Administration is playing brinksmanship and trying to drag us back into the Cold War to... what? Convince insane leaders of two-bit countries that they shouldn't go lighting oil wells on fire like they did last time? Um. Yeah. That's gonna be real effective against a madman who's already willing to let his citizens starve.