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Suicide for the holidays

2002-12-28 19:53:58+00 by Dan Lyke 2 comments

Holiday blues got you down, and you feel like shuffling off this mortal coil? Snuffing it for the Holidays offers useful hints for that holiday suicide, lest you spend your last like the writer Robert Ervin Howard, lingering on for 8 hours with a gunshot wound.

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#Comment made: 2002-12-29 08:18:52+00 by: meuon [edit history]

Sound advice, although he left out a few thousand methods. I'm thinking it should be spectacular.. Jato rocket mounted skateboard? Drying your own hair in the microwave, while it's attached to you head? Something to get you immortalized in the Darwin awards, even as a runner up. Of course when you are depressed, this is a lot of work you are just not up for.

On the other hand.. my H&K .45 Tactical is easy. Too bad I'm having a great time over the holidays, maybe next year. Not!

#Comment made: 2002-12-29 16:13:03+00 by: Dan Lyke

Ooooh. User Friendly suggests JATO on a Segway...