Hobbit on Thames
2003-03-06 16:50:56.330289+01 by
Dan Lyke
6 comments
Snicker. The Shadow sent me Walmart.com - The Hobbit: Or, There and Back Again. They seem to be having a little problem with... well... something. I hate to give away the gag before the link, but this one isn't going to last long. The description reads:
On the Battersea Reach of the Thames, a mixed bag of eccentrics live in
houseboats. Belonging to neither land nor sea, they belong to one another.
There is Maurice, a homosexual prostitute; Richard, a buttoned- up ex-navy
man; but most of all there's Nenna, the struggling mother of two wild little
girls. How each of their lives complicates the others is the stuff of this
perfect little novel.The adventures of the well-to-do hobbit, Bilbo,
Baggins, who lived happily in his comfortable home until a wandering wizard
granted his wish.
Boxed hardcover bound in green leatherette with gold and red foil stamping,
two-color typography, and five full-page color illustrations by the author
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comments in ascending chronological order (reverse):
#Comment made: 2003-03-06 18:22:43.016579+01 by:
Diane Reese
Broken link...?
#Comment made: 2003-03-06 19:11:24.82062+01 by:
Dan Lyke
Looks like they got to it already.
#Comment made: 2003-03-06 21:03:48.280582+01 by:
Diane Reese
So, was that it? A goofy hacked description of The Hobbit's plot?
#Comment made: 2003-03-06 21:59:29.51495+01 by:
Dan Lyke
Yep. That's all.
#Comment made: 2003-03-07 05:39:25.698659+01 by:
baylink
Nope, they didn't get to it. If my interpretation of the URL is correct, the problem is that they use Broadvision, which sucks.
#Comment made: 2003-03-07 20:21:57.243017+01 by:
Dan Lyke
DazeReader and Must See HTTP say that the description seems to be about Offshore
by Penelope Fitzgerald.
And yes, Broadvision sucks.
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