Overclocked Jesus
2003-05-07 19:17:27.143011+02 by
Dan Lyke
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Stolen from Weird Ass Shit (comments here) because for some reason I thought it would appeal to Tom over at Monkeyspeak (which is back, now, by the way): Overclocked Jesus performs miracles faster.
Chicago, IL - A group of bored students in Chicago overclocked Jesus
so that he now performs miracles nearly twice as fast as before. Goran
Radovich and Trey Gafney managed to overclock Jesus and keep him stable
at a record 3.69 GHz.
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