Gay Until Penetration
2006-06-19 18:01:45.933129+02 by
Dan Lyke
4 comments
One of the problems with the whole "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" thing is that after your makeover women may think that you look fabulous, but they'll have trouble believing that you want to date them. Rachel Kramer Bussel looks at issue (hat tip to Brad).
(Bahahaha! The topic picker chose "Rocky Horror Picture Show"...)
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#Comment Re: made: 2006-06-23 17:52:47.206203+02 by:
DaveP
Finally, a problem I can solve. We'll apply a twelve-pack of PBR, a pinch of chaw, and a trucker cap
(preferably Lynyrd Skynyrd, but Molly Hatchet would do, as well), and the women will no longer be
confused...
I wonder if PBR and Copenhagen qualify as "Anti-fabulous in a can".
#Comment Re: made: 2006-06-23 23:17:10.374403+02 by:
DaveP
I find myself thinking that I should have probably filed for a business-method patent before mentioning
that.
"A Method For Sexual Disambiguation in Metrosexual Males."
#Comment Re: made: 2006-06-24 00:43:06.05965+02 by:
Diane Reese
I guess I'm glad I have no idea what PBR is?
#Comment Re: made: 2006-06-24 07:01:38.617701+02 by:
Dan Lyke
Pabst Blue Ribbon. as in "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon is what you'll drink tonight!"
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