Flutterby™! : White Gold and Bogon Fields

I was discussing Quantum Bogodynamics with a colleague today and started pondering why geeks tend to emit fewers bogons than suits. I forwarded the theory that white gold is a specifically strong bogon absorber and that geeks, if they wear jewelery, as more likely to wear white gold than any other precious metal. So Stephen R. Donaldson may be significantly to blame for the proper functioning of many of our computers.