Duck Dick
2007-02-27 17:57:53.836063+01 by ebwolf 0 comments
Evidently a suicide bomber in Afghanistan blew himself up with Dick Cheney as his target. I won't comment further because I think just about anything I say might be considered conspiracy to kill the VP... But in the search for a new article, I came across Duck Cheney with a slew of haiku:
Dick got his fill of tame quail.
Big shots shoot wide...duck!
Of course, I've been saying since 2000 that with a Dick and Bush in the Whitehouse - someone's gonna get screwed...