Flutterby™! :

I've become incredibly scornful of the Postmodernists. After some time trying to figure out what they're trying to say I've come to the conclusion that they really are as shallow and self-absorbed as their writing and criticism implies. But the futurists are kind of whacked too, so we really need a pre-futurist movement. Going a slightly different direction is Bruce Sterling's Viridian movement, for all you who've come out of your youth with the angst intact and guilt and self-reproach to boot. But at least we'll get some mighty impractical tea pots out of it.