Flutterby™! : Apple cancels Christmas 2008-12-17 15:52:08.650944+01

Apple cancels Christmas

2008-12-17 15:52:08.650944+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

CUPERTINO, California—December 16, 2008—Apple® today announced that this is the last year for Christmas. Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing, spoke at a joint press conference held with Santa Claus at the North Pole this morning. He announced: "Apple has been honored to work with the North Pole the last several years to make Christmas possible, however, we have decided together that this is the last year for Christmas."

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