Flutterby™! : 1999-04-20 09:00:00+02

1999-04-20 09:00:00+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

Here's how you can participate: The Masturbate-a-thon is like a Walk-a-thon, but it's more fun--you don't need to leave your house and you won't get blisters on your feet! Between now and National Masturbation Day (May 7th), ask people you know if they will sponsor you for every minute that you masturbate on May 7th. All the proceeds you collect will be split between four great community HIV- and AIDS-prevention organizations across the country (masturbation is safe sex, after all). After you have masturbated for the cause, tell your friends how much money they have helped raise.

I want that "I Came For A Cause!" bumper sticker.

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