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14 Outrageous Secrets

2011-06-28 19:21:40.324373+00 by Dan Lyke 2 comments

Sometimes satire and reality merge. Shadow pointed me to Christwire: 14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You, a wonderfully paranoid set of frightening.

But particularly, Charlene and I recently joined a gym. We are now members of The Redwood Club. It's an interesting mix, there are times of day when the cardio machines are full of young hardbodies, but between the pool and the Nautilus machines there are also quite a number of people who were probably told by their doctors to start exercising or the only way they were gonna continue to be mobile was on a gurney.

So I nearly snorted my coffee through my nose when I learned that:

"2) Mutual masturbation is the primary reason for gym membership."

Uh. Yeah. No.

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#Comment Re: made: 2011-06-30 05:04:35.279683+00 by: Dan Lyke

I am, frankly, still not sure.

#Comment Re: made: 2011-06-30 01:38:05.395648+00 by: m

It is a sad world when you have to check twice to make sure that something like this is satire, and not the gospel according to Pat Robertson or his ilk.