Flutterby™! :

In the "And this person is in education?" department, here's a sad tale of a Bronx 8^th grade graduation ceremony with a completely illiterate program. The principal attempted to pass the buck with this bizarrely twisted statement:

"I am not aware of who did this," said Martin. "I did not peruse it. I do not coordinate everything that takes place in the school. I am not conversant with that document. It stands to reason that nothing like this would be done intentional."