1999-09-01 09:00:00+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
The airline safety briefing the flight crew wishes it could give:
Each lifejacket has a light, and a whistle for attracting attention, so I predict that in the event of you lot being dumped in the Irish Sea, it will suddenly become a much quieter place as you all paddle round in panicky little circles blowing those bloody whistles and whining about missing your connecting flight.