RTs of the moment
2013-05-30 01:21:16.583185+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Schrödinger's Pizza, when unobserved, finds itself in a state of quantum entanglement wherein it's both delivery AND Digiorno simultaneously
Pro-tip: don't tell your wife: "you remind me of an elephant", when what you meant was: "you have a really good memory".