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SCAM certification training

2013-08-07 17:16:28.517265+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

SCUM Certified Agile Master (SCAM) Certification Training:

This course overviews the Huddle agile process framework, a very small part of the overall system delivery process which through clever rhetoric and playing to the prejudices of the developers und program engineers (DUPEs) who attend the course we've made it out to be the only thing that you need to understand about software process. The course also inculcates you to the SCUM Alliance's definitive organizational general mastery of agile (DOGMA).

(See also: Agility@Scale: Strategies for Scaling Agile Software Development: Our integrity debt continues to grow.

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