Flutterby™! : Lolo Jones

I'm not generally a fan of state-sponsored sporting events, and the International Olympic Committee makes my skin crawl, so I've generally got nothing but schadenfreude over the beating that the current Winter Olympics in Soche is taking in the media, but not paying too much attention to it.

But this? This is brilliant: The Onion: Lolo Jones Becomes First American To Be Objectified In Both Winter And Summer Events.