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One simple trick

2017-04-26 23:46:49.001075+00 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

Bwahahaha! Driver reveals ONE SIMPLE TRICK to avoid all speeding fines and penalty points:

She said: ‘It’s all down to one simple trick really. I don’t break the fucking speed limit.’

‘If I am on a particular stretch of road, a combination of my knowledge of the Highway Code and local signage will usually tell me the maximum speed at which I can take my vehicle in a forward direction without setting off any speed cameras.’

‘By applying this one life hack to my everyday driving habits, I also manage to not kill anyone or run off whinging to the local press when a pothole ruins my wheel tracking.’

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