Little Mermaid
2017-12-15 19:20:08.903588+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
wild that disney made a movie about a hot fat dom lesbian sea witch who dies desperately & unsuccessfully trying to use her witchcraft to prove to a straight girl that her father is a maniac & her bf only cares about her superficially
ursula: this guy?? this guy??? this guy wouldn't even care if you couldn't communicate
ariel: feel like he really *saw* me in that rowboat tho
ursula: look I literally just made myself a brunette & now he's marrying me instead
ariel: idk he's had a hard life. he almost drowned
And the thread goes on...
"You know it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me..."