2019-11-22 18:35:08.064511+01 by Dan Lyke 2 comments
PSA: The microphone is not a magic device that allows you to be heard as long as you're holding it; it's a musical instrument that requires precise placement relative to your mouth and body in order to effectively help you.
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#Comment Re: PSA made: 2019-11-22 19:09:41.687321+01 by: markd
"We can't hear you, take this mic" - proceeds to hold mike in the gesturing hand, most often off to the side (collective face-palm)
#Comment Re: PSA made: 2019-11-22 22:24:24.546074+01 by: Dan Lyke [edit history]
Exfreakingzactly. They end up waving it around like some sort of flag, inevitably pointing it straight at a speaker, meanwhile, if someone's running the mixer they're riding the treble and volume knobs like crazy trying to keep the ear bleeding under control...