Shot himself in the dick
2020-05-31 18:33:15.169038+00 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Hey, it's true! Firearms are making us safer! World’s Dumbest Criminals – Gun used to rob far South Side hot dog stand misfires, hitting robber in penis
A robber was in the process of robbing a hot dog stand in the Far South Side, Chicago, when he discharged his weapon on himself, The Chicago Tribune reports. The infamous incident was reported in November of 2017. To add a flare of poetic justice to the yarn, the hot dog stand robber shot himself in the penis, citing The Sacramento Bee.