Flutterby™! : I do not wish to remember

Now that Lovecraft and Winnnie the Pooh are both in the public domain, we can hope for lots of crossover fiction. @ScottLynch78 on Twitter provides some starters:

I. The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the bump, bump, bump, on the back of my head as I am dragged down the stairs behind Christopher Robin. Bump, bump, bump, driving the things I have seen out of my mind. I do not wish to stop bumping. I do not wish to remember!