Fair and Balanced
2023-02-20 22:39:47.601503+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
McSweeney's taking on the New York Times: In Order To Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
Why do we hire dipshits? It’s simple. After the 2016 election, we got yelled at a lot by right-wingers. How could you report such negative stories about Trump by printing the words he says? Why don’t 100% of your stories talk about Hillary Clinton’s emails, rather than just the ones on the front page? They had a point. So, despite the fact that throughout the last year the right has decided they hate everything from Keurig to the NFL, we have decided to do the journalistically correct thing and capitulate entirely.