Flutterby™! : I couldn't remember William Carlos

I couldn't remember William Carlos Williams, so I asked Bard "Write a poem in the style of peaches and icebox describing buttocks." I'm so gonna get banned.

Here is a poem in the style of peaches and icebox describing buttocks:

Buttocks, like peaches,

Round and ripe,

Sweet and juicy,

A sight to behold.

Buttocks, like icebox,

Cold and hard,

Frozen in time,

A sight to endure.

Buttocks, like peaches and icebox,

Both beautiful,

Both desirable,

Both a mystery.