Flutterby™! : do not have a license

RT Erin Beatrix :heart_trans: @unworthyBeatrix@girlcock.club

🎶 I am the very model of a modern useless lesbian,

I've mastered not a single art from music to the thespian,

I can not for the life of me tell when I'm being flirted with,

The common refrain from our friends is "when will you two fucking kiss?"

I haven't learned to rust or C, can barely start a document,

I don't own swords or dogs, don't have a single lesbi-complement

and if we have a second date then most importantly of all,

I do not have a license so I can not drive our date U-haul. 🎶