Flutterby™! : do not have a license 2023-08-26 00:53:21.476771+02

do not have a license

2023-08-26 00:53:21.476771+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

RT Erin Beatrix :heart_trans: @unworthyBeatrix@girlcock.club

🎶 I am the very model of a modern useless lesbian,

I've mastered not a single art from music to the thespian,

I can not for the life of me tell when I'm being flirted with,

The common refrain from our friends is "when will you two fucking kiss?"

I haven't learned to rust or C, can barely start a document,

I don't own swords or dogs, don't have a single lesbi-complement

and if we have a second date then most importantly of all,

I do not have a license so I can not drive our date U-haul. 🎶

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