Killing salmon to lose money deserves a deeper analysis
2023-11-20 19:00:58.360812+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
RT Toastie @Toastie@journa.host
EVERYONE: We gotta save salmon
US ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS: Ok we'll build a giant fish vacuum
TRIBES: Why not just open up the dams
ARMY CORPS: We have to save the power companies!
POWER COMPANIES: No, you really don't
ARMY CORPS: FISH VACUUM
CONGRESS: Maybe u should look into shutting down the dams
ARMY CORPS: Our FISH VACUUM only costs $1.9 BILLION AND DOESN'T WORK LET'S GOOOOO
TRIBES: “Killing salmon to lose money deserves a deeper analysis.” (actual quote)
ProPublica: This Billion-Dollar Plan to Save Salmon Depends on a Giant Fish Vacuum