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Killing salmon to lose money deserves a deeper analysis

2023-11-20 19:00:58.360812+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

RT Toastie @Toastie@journa.host

EVERYONE: We gotta save salmon

US ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS: Ok we'll build a giant fish vacuum

TRIBES: Why not just open up the dams

ARMY CORPS: We have to save the power companies!

POWER COMPANIES: No, you really don't

ARMY CORPS: FISH VACUUM

CONGRESS: Maybe u should look into shutting down the dams

ARMY CORPS: Our FISH VACUUM only costs $1.9 BILLION AND DOESN'T WORK LET'S GOOOOO

TRIBES: “Killing salmon to lose money deserves a deeper analysis.” (actual quote)

ProPublica: This Billion-Dollar Plan to Save Salmon Depends on a Giant Fish Vacuum

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