Flutterby™! : As a Modern Western Square Dance

As a Modern Western Square Dance caller, I approve: All music must be 4/4, 126BPM.

Limited exceptions may be made for cued round dances on a case-by-case basis.

Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow

“(I) have announced the final decision, agreed with the head of the Chechen Republic Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov, that from now on all musical, vocal and choreographic works must correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 beats per minute,” Dadayev said, according to TASS.

Well, shit.