1998-07-10 09:00:00+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Media spoofing can be fun. For instance, check out this gem: Ocean Fund International Hires Stephen Michael Cohen to Run Sex.com. Continuing from the press release as published in CNN:
ROAD TOWN, Tortola, British Virgin Islands, July 15 /PRNewswire/-- Ocean Fund International, a British Virgin Island International Corporation announces today the appointment of Stephen Michael Cohen at a record salary of 17,000,000.00 a year and $100,000,000 in stock options to run its' wholly owned subsidiaries SEX .COM and Sand Man Internacional in Tijuana, Mexico.
Ummmm... 17 million what? Pesetas? One hundred million in stock options? Gimme a break, perhaps "stock options valued at...", but I didn't see any ticker symbols anywhere in it. It'll be fun to see how far this one goes.