Magic Beans
2025-01-29 00:44:13.963995+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
The Beaverton: China’s new and cheaper magic beans shock America’s unprepared magic bean salesmen
“Society can’t advance without magic beans to grow into bizarre and ultimately worthless simulacrums of real beanstalks,” one investor said. “If we’re only wasting moderate amounts of water on them instead of massive amounts, that’s a plus.”