Sandwich guy acquitted
2025-11-07 01:21:24.841264+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sandwich at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
Via @GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Who noted...
Just desserts!
and
2/ I think we all knew this one was in the bag.
3/ The DOJ lawyer should be sacked.
4/ Sandwich Guy's lawyer ate DOJ for lunch.
5/ ... because DOJ just couldn't cut the mustard.
Okay, I'm done.
6/... because my jokes are getting stale.