quantum AI
2026-02-12 22:23:27.41989+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Ladies and Gentlebeings, the chucklefucks that we have collectively decided need to be in charge of where our capital is allocated: IBM: The enterprise in 2030
While 59% of executives say quantum-enabled AI will transform their industry by 2030, only 27% expect to be using quantum computing by then. This gap between quantum’s potential and industry preparation creates massive opportunity for the organizations that act decisively today.
Via Sophie Schmieg @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange, in the responses Q ✨ @q@glauca.space observes:
@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
Meanwhile, this morning I've been fighting with the Gemini CLI plausible sentence predictor because its sentences aren't, frankly, even fucking plausible this morning.