Flutterby™! :

Another one that describes itself better than I ever could, it's the combination blender and telephone.

It's a combination blender and telephone. It's fully functional as a telephone or blender. WHY? is the most FAQ (Frequently Asked Question). It's for people who like to hear: "Where in the **** did you get this?" If you're looking for a sensible, mass-produced appliance, you're better off at [Sears Roebuck]. If you want your friends to think you're insane, but quote you like God anyway, this is the appliance for YOU!