Flutterby™! : Media Devours All

As if we needed more proof that in an information age all is possible, the Guardian reports that noted Australian feminist Germaine Greer will be a contestant on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, where she will compete against such luminaries as Bridgette Neilsen and a racing commentator. The critic and writer, who we are told rarely wears underwear, hopes to raise money for "her rainforest"(?). There are times I thank God I don't have a satellite dish.